slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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yellings:

sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing you can do to make yourself feel better

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cuddlesquid:

jeankirschste1n:

yank76:

jeankirschste1n:

if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field 

My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious

the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning

I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.

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fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

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dashdrive:

Boys are so cute but my question is why

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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ichikun:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: i will never achieve true closure and happiness until i know for a fact that chihiro and haku found each other again after the events of spirited away

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

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buzzfeed:

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

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