stay-honest:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

IM DYING

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The Franco Brothers

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kamilionaire:

lmao this is what genuinely happy Kanye West looks like

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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fishgingers:

i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever

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gogogadgeturl:

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

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slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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yellings:

sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing you can do to make yourself feel better

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cuddlesquid:

jeankirschste1n:

yank76:

jeankirschste1n:

if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field 

My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious

the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning

I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.

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